document.writeln("<P ALIGN='JUSTIFY'><IMG SRC='200308advert.jpg' WIDTH='640' HEIGHT='360' ALIGN='CENTER' ALT='The 2004 Thisizgufi Behemoth'><FONT FACE='Arial, Helvetica' SIZE='3'><BR><B>Introducing the 2004 Thisizgufi Behemoth</FONT><BR><FONT FACE='Times New Roman' SIZE='2'>With over 10,000 cubic feet of cargo space, the Thisizgufi Behemoth is the largest SUV in its class. Boasting a frugal 4/6MPG*, a 15/150,000 Warranty, and an MSRP of only $74,999.99**, the Behemoth is the Number One Choice for families with a need for an automobile larger than a shopping mall.</FONT><BR><FONT FACE='Times New Roman' SIZE='1'>*With optional Diesel Package and a habit of coasting down hills<BR>**Price before Shipping, Registry, and Property Taxes");
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